Evolution is bogus. I only have two hands.

Jun 02

Mommy’s breakfast.  Bech….

Mommy’s breakfast. Bech….

1/2 cup cereal, 2 cinnamon rolls, 3 slices of turkey bacon, handful of grapes…  The bottomless it is hungry this morning.

1/2 cup cereal, 2 cinnamon rolls, 3 slices of turkey bacon, handful of grapes… The bottomless it is hungry this morning.

Jun 01

Omg.  First school picture.  I die.

Omg. First school picture. I die.

May 31

Holy what?!?!?!?!?!

This is a transcribed message from my son’s SCHOOL!!!!

Get a good strong drink and read all the way through for snorts.

My day is better.  :-)

Holy what?!?!?!?!?!

This is a transcribed message from my son’s SCHOOL!!!!

Get a good strong drink and read all the way through for snorts.

My day is better. :-)

super surly thursday

andthentherewasglitz:

super stabby thursday

Co-signed.

Donating sperm does not make you a parent

My ex is a pathetic example of this.

It’s really hard to hold back on what I want to say right now. I should probably retain a lawyer. Again.

Fucktard.

May 30

So stressed I can’t sleep

And for once, it’s not about my marriage.

There is a child at Ben’s daycare that is causing an extreme problem. I’ve met with the teachers, the assistant director and the director. We are NOT the only parents concerned. This child is aggressive and has hit my son three times in my presence, and shoved/injured another in front of me. Multiple times he has charged at other children that I witnessed.

Ben is displaying issues at home as a result, and now acts terrified of school.

The parents have been talked too. Minor adjustments made. But it’s just not to my satisfaction. The child took a bucket full of sand and swung it at an older child on the playground, knocking them down and injuring their face.

It’s killing me to feel this way about a 2 year old. As an educator, and a mom, I deeply empathize with the patents. However, as a mom, I must protect my son. He is not a sacrifice for their child. None of these kids are.

I had a lengthy conversation with our pediatrician’s nurse practitioner today. She felt that the situation is not safe and we should seriously consider pulling Ben out.

It doesn’t feel fair… He loves his teachers, he used to talk about his friends. Now it’s all “(redacted) is mean” and hitting and screaming. Honestly I’m concerned if we move Ben, he will become the aggressor at another school.

I just don’t know how to deal.

May 29

dylissia:

Haha!



Omg my ex was all focused on my nails…  Even tried to pull it out in court!!!  Douchebag.

dylissia:

Haha!

Omg my ex was all focused on my nails… Even tried to pull it out in court!!! Douchebag.

(Source: singlegirldrama)

Almost 35 lbs lost!!!! (Taken with instagram)

Note…  Mirror is an antique, not dirty.  Someday I’ll invest in a new mirror.  :-)

Almost 35 lbs lost!!!! (Taken with instagram)

Note… Mirror is an antique, not dirty. Someday I’ll invest in a new mirror. :-)

May 27

Earlier pre nap while the boys went crabbing….

Earlier pre nap while the boys went crabbing….