February 2012
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It's too early for this
2 hour snow delay. Seriously? It’s already melted and about gone.
I have lots of work to catch up on today. Blah.
The house is a nightmare. Hubs is sick, so that means he holes up in the bedroom and pretends he lives alone. Must be nice.
Everyone in this house is now sick, except for me. Heaven forbid I become sick, or things will really fall apart. Hubs only helps if I am nearing...
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Now I know...
… Why North Carolina requires 366 days of separation before a divorce.
It takes me 364 days to get over being pissed at my husband.
Me: (puts plate of chicken on table)
Ethan: What is THAT?!?!
Me: Chicken.
Ethan: What KIND of chicken?
Me: Schnitzel. Dude, I've made this a bajillion times.
Ethan: Really? Well, then I hope this CHICKEN agrees with me.
Me: .....
Today's words if wisdom to my almost 13 year old.
jessicasarcastic:
“Just because you were born with a dick, it doesn’t give you the right to act like one.”
I idolize this woman. :-)
Today's words if wisdom to my almost 13 year old.
jessicasarcastic:
“Just because you were born with a dick, it doesn’t give you the right to act like one.”
I idolize this woman. :-)
Honesty
Monday was our wedding anniversary. We ignored it, except for saying Happy Anniversary. Oddly, I am not upset.
We ignored Valentine’s too, though I got the kids treats.
I lost three followers this week, just noticed by chance. I don’t track who follows or unfollows me, because that is their choice. I do get a little sad though when someone I like and try to interact with...
Sleep study went well
Despite being awkwardly hooked up to a bajillion wires, stuff stuck up my nose, an ET alarm taped to my finger, and creepy video camera watching me (at least the therapist was cute), I managed to sleep. Unfortunately I was woken up at 5am, so am now exhausted.
Oh and at 6 am I remembered Ethan tracks back in to school today!!! I thought he went back Monday. Go, me.
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Wow my face is crooked.
I always knew that, but as I get older, it looks worse.
I wonder if skull reconstruction is an option when I get my tummy tuck and boob job.
Major life decisions
I am getting gastric bypass. Controversial, I know. I started the process a year ago and am finally prepared to schedule the surgery. Yesterday was my Dr recheck, today I had a pint of blood drawn. Wednesday is my sleep study, and the following week I start attending the support group.
Being obese is not fun, it was not a choice I made. I DID choose the foods, however, and I take...
January 2012
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12 1/2 year olds can be real assholes.
jessissarcastic:
Sometimes*
*most of the time
Co-signed.
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@Someguynamesles
I may have to put those socks on my hands!!! LOL
